The Glam Metal Thread
Given that I've checked out a few releases that fell into the glam metal category more than they did into a genuine metal subgenre of late, it got me thinking about what the best glam metal releases I've ever heard were. I used our usual 2-1 ratio genre-tag cut-off for inclusion & this is what I came up with:
01. Twisted Sister – “Stay Hungry” (1984)
02. Pantera – “Projects In The Jungle” (1984)
03. W.A.S.P. – “W.A.S.P.” (1984)
04. Dokken – “Back For The Attack” (1987)
05. Skid Row – “Skid Row” (1989)
06. Twisted Sister – “You Can’t Stop Rock ‘n’ Roll” (1983)
07. Motley Crue – “Shout At The Devil” (1983)
08. Alice Cooper – “Hey Stoopid” (1991)
09. Alice Cooper – “Trash” (1989)
10. Lynch Mob – “Wicked Sensation” (1990)
The Pantera inclusion will no doubt take people off guard but it's my party & I'll cry if I want to. Feel free to post your own top ten.
Here's my top ten.
1. Motley Crue - Dr. Feelgood (Yes on metal)
2. Dokken - Under Lock and Key (Yes)
3. Twisted Sister - Live at Hammersmith (Yes)
4. Def Leppard - Pyromania (No)
5. Michael Monroe - Not Fakin' It (No)
6. Bon Jobi - Slippery When Wet (No)
7. Motley Crue - Shout at the Devil (Yes)
8. Crazy Lixx - New Religion (No)
9. WASP - WASP (Yes)
10. Dokken - Beast from the East (Yes)
To be clear, I wasn't suggesting that every release on my list wasn't metal. Just that they at least deserve a dual tag with glam metal. The WASP, Twisted Sister & Motley Crue releases on my list are all metal releases as well in my opinion.
Also, "Pyromania" would have made my list but I made the decision not to consider it as glam metal.
Dokken - "Back For The Attack" (1987)
Following on from last week’s disappointing investigation of Los Angeles glam metal legends Dokken’s 1985 third album “Under Lock & Key”, I thought it would be worth me reassessing the record that first drew me to the band (& more specifically their wonderful guitarist George Lynch) iback in the late 1980's in order to see whether my positivity around 1987’s “Back For The Attack” (Dokken’s highest selling record) was more about teen nostalgia than it was genuine merit. The unpolished hard rock of Don Dokken’s 1981 debut album “Breakin’ The Chains” didn’t do much for me when I checked it out during my Metal Academy podcast research many years ago now but it’s 1984 follow-up “Tooth & Nail” was much more metal & subsequently fit in closer to my taste profile so my experience with arguably the band’s most highly regarded release (i.e. “Under Lock & Key”) was a touch underwhelming. This saw me going into “Back For The Attack” a little tentatively but with high hopes of a glam metal revival.
The first thing I noticed about “Back For The Attack” was the production with Lynch’s guitar tone being absolutely shredding. It’s very easy to see why people will want to lump Dokken in with your classic heavy metal sound based on that element alone, especially when you consider that Lynch’s performance is the clear highlight of the album. In fact, I think this is really where George comes of age because I’d found myself doubting myself a little while listening to the first three records. He was certainly pretty special but nothing like as mind-blowing as he is here. This right here is what placed him in my top few guitar influences & I can’t fully express how impressive his tone & phrasing are here, not to mention the dazzling technique. Don puts in possibly his best performance to date too with several of the chorus hooks drawing me in when the overall aesthetics of the song-writing sees me wanting to pull away. This wasn’t the case with “Under Lock & Key” which was simply too poppy & commercialized me for but “Back For The Attack” has a metal edge & stronger, more mature song-writing that allows the highlight tracks to more than compensate for the cheesier glam metal numbers like “So Many Tears”, “Burning Like A Flame” & the particularly poor “Stop Fighting Love”.
Dokken have never sounded tighter & more cohesive than they do on “Back For The Attack” &, when combined with an attractive album cover, it’s not hard to see why it might have been such a commercial success for the band. I particularly enjoy the gritty hard rock of “Heaven Sent”, the energetic glam metal of “Sleepless Night” & the clear album highlight “Mr. Scary” which sees Lynch being allowed to stand alone in the spotlight & show us all what he’s really capable of in what must surely be one of the greatest instrumental guitar displays of all time. “Breakin’ The Chains” & “Under Lock & Key” simply sound watered down compared to the best material on this record with some of the transitions hitting with a weightier crunch than Dokken had previously achieved to the time. I guess this begs the question of whether “Back For The Attack” is a genuine heavy metal record or not which I think is a really interesting question because, much like “Under Lock & Key”, the guitars sit very much in metal territory. I think the answer depends on the listener’s position on whether glam metal is a hard rock subgenre or a metal one. Here at Metal Academy we’ve generally taking the stance that it’s more rock than metal &, that being the case, I would have to suggest that this album sits outside of our scope. Sure, there are a few metal tunes included amongst the thirteen songs on the tracklisting but I don’t think that’s enough to compete with the lop-sided result of its battle with glam metal extravagance here. The chorus hooks, hard rock beats & gang vocals are simply too easy on the ear for this to be regarded as a genuine metal release in my opinion. Songs like “Kiss Of Death”, “Standing In The Shadows”, “Mr. Scary” & “Lost Behind The Wall” should offer heavy metal fans a fair bit of encouragement nonetheless though.
Overall, I’d suggest that “Back For The Attack” is the best of Dokken’s four 1980’s studio albums with it just pipping out “Tooth & Nail”. It may not be as sophisticated as I remember it being as a kid but it’s presented in an undeniably attractive package that may have a thick layer of icing sugar on the outside but also has a deliciously gooey centre that tastes bloody great at times.
3.5/5
P.S. I think I'm comfortable with where this release sits in the top ten list I posted earlier in this thread. No changes required.
Extreme - "II Pornograffitti" (1990)
Like most people, I think I first heard mention of Boston hard rockers Extreme through their 1990 sophomore album “II Pornograffitti”. I believe our paths may first have crossed when I won a copy of their “Decadence Dance” promotional cassingle on a local Sydney radio program. I can’t say that it did a lot for me to be honest but the skill sets of guitar virtuoso Nuno Bettencourt certainly weren’t lost on me. The “More Than Words” single blew up in a major way shortly afterwards & I took the opportunity to grab a dubbed copy of the album from a school mate, determined to hear more of what this Bettencourt character had to offer. He didn’t disappoint either but the album as a whole didn’t really connect with me like I’d hoped & I haven’t revisited it since so it’s about time to see how time has treated it.
Extreme certainly seemed like a band that were determined to make it big. They’d signed with a fairly major label in California’s A&M with their self-titled debut being released in 1989 & passing most people by. The band member’s lives would all change shortly afterwards though & they’d be household names only a year or two later. Extreme had done well to keep a very solid line-up together as it would have been so easy for it to all fall to pieces but they made it through to their sophomore record with A&M investing in former Accept guitarist Michael Wagener to oversee the production duties. Wagener already had some production runs on the board with releases like Dokken’s “Breakin’ The Chains” & “Under Lock & Key”, Keel & Skid Row’s self-titled albums & Stryper’s “Soldiers Under Command” all appearing on his resume by that point which kinda gives you an indication that the label had plans for a fairly commercially accessible release too. If that was the case then they would have been very happy with the outcome because “II Pornograffitti” was very much the radio hit they’d been hoping for, Wagener& Bettencourt’s production efforts amounting to a shiny collection of unintimidating, MTV-friendly songs that both your dad & your little sister could get their head around very comfortably.
“II Pornograffitti” is currently tagged as a funk metal release on the Metal Academy database which seems like a grossly misguided assessment of the album to be honest. If it was going to qualify as funk metal then one would have thought that it would a) be remotely funky & b) be an actual metal release. Neither of these things are true with “II Pornograffitti” sitting far more comfortably in the glam metal space than anything else. You can also expect to hear a examples of pop rock here & there for added commercial impact. The flashy guitar work of former Satellite Party axeman Bettencourt is the clear link to metal & he absolutely slays here, bringing to mind the elite exponents of his craft like Eddie Van Halen & George Lynch in the process. The rhythm section of bassist Pat Badger & drummer Paul Geary lay down a rock-solid platform for him to work off & had both clearly paid their dues by this point while former Van Halen front man Gary Cherone contributes a charismatic performance that would quickly see him making a name for himself in the industry.
Despite the musical talent on show though, I struggle with the blatant commercialism & the lack of substance in a lot of this material which was so clearly still targeting a Sunset Strip party crowd. The consistent use of cheesy gang vocals & bubblegum chorus hooks doesn’t help things much & neither do the sleazy lyrical innuendos. I guess I just expected a bit more from these guys to be honest as there are some hints at what they were capable of in highlights such as the glam metal stomper “Li’l Jack Horny” or acoustic pop rocker “Hole Hearted” (my personal favourite). “It(‘s A Monster)”, the title track & the super shredding “He-Man Woman Hater” are all pretty enjoyable too but then you also have to sift through disposable filler such as the vocal jazz track “When I First Kissed You”, the grossly overrated folk pop of Extreme’s calling card “More Than Words” & the God-awful pop rock of “Song For Love” which sounds far too much like it should have been played at the end of a Bill & Ted movie instead of KISS’ “God Gave Rock ‘n’ Roll To You”.
I think it’s fair to say that I wasn’t the target audience for this record & I seriously doubt that Extreme ever intended me to be either as they were far better suited to a crowd that lived for bands like Living Colour, Electric Boys & Bang Tango. The links to metal are tenuous at best but I doubt Extreme give the slightest fuck as they’ve built a long-term career that still sees them touring Australian shores all these decades later off the back of this album. It certainly needs to be asked whether it should stay on the Metal Academy database though.
3/5
Ugly Kid Joe - "As Ugly As They Wanna Be" E.P. (1991)
The debut E.P. from this Californian band would see them set the world alight for a short period, primarily off the back of the massive hit single "Everything About You" which was played to death in my high school days. For that reason, "As Ugly As They Wanna Be" was never far from my ears as a teenager so when I noticed that it was on the Metal Academy database under "Funk Metal" I thought it might be fun to see how it's aged. I certainly didn't remember Ugly Kid Joe being a metal band per se so I was curious to see whether they might be yet another supposed "funk metal" band that would provide further proof for my existing opinion that the subgenre isn't really justified.
I was never a fan of Ugly Kid Joe if I'm being honest so I wasn't ever really expecting that I'd rediscover a long lost love for "As Ugly As They Wanna Be" & I'm glad that was the case because I found the first four tracks to be pretty flat, particularly "Everything About You" which I quickly discovered I harbor a burning hatred for these days. It's only the last three tracks that see my interest being peaked with the cover version of Black Sabbath's "Sweet Leaf" being the heaviest number & the clear highlight. Funk metal number "Funky Fresh Country Club" is also pretty entertaining, as is the frantic 25 seconds of speed metal closer "Heavy Metal". It's just a shame that the first half of the release was so uninteresting really as the tracklisting never manages to recover.
"As Ugly As They Wanna Be" is often tagged as a hard rock & funk metal hybrid although I beg to differ (I know... big surprise there). There's really aren't any tracks that I'd suggest allign with the classic hard rock model here. Instead, we see numbers like "Madman", "Too Bad" & "Everything About You" possessing a much sleazier & more poppy sound that directly aligns itself with 80's glam metal as far as I can see. There's just enough metal on show to qualify for the Academy too though in my opinion. I'm just not sure that there's enough "funk" metal as such with only "Whiplash Liquor" & "Funky Fresh Country Club" taking that direction. That leaves me in a quandry about what would be a better tag though as there isn't another metal subgenre that's better represented here so perhaps I should just let it go.
"As Ugly As They Wanna Be" isn't terrible but it's certainly pretty disposable & lacking in substance. There's no doubt the band can play & front man Whitfield Crane has a decent set of pipes on him but I can't say that I ever feel like this E.P. has the potential to command additional airings in the future. If you live for bands like Extreme, Electric Boys & Living Colour then you may disagree but I'm sure that there must be better material out there for you than this uninteresting record that's resigned itself to the annuls of history through a dated sound & a lack of focus & ambition. I'm afraid teenage girls have other things to listen to these days.
3/5
Skid Row - "Slave To The Grind" (1991)
The 1989 self-titled debut album from New Jersey's Skid Row came at a time when I was still very much at a crossroads between my hard rock roots & my complete defection to extreme metal. I'd literally only just discovered Metallica's "...And Justice For All" which had blown my world apart but, despite that major musical awakening, it's fair to say that I still had one foot tentatively planted in the hard rock of my father's music collection at the start of 1989. From memory, I think I even purchased "Skid Row" on CD & recall us both getting a lot of enjoyment out of it too but by the time Skid Row's sophomore record was released in 1991 my feet had been firmly planted in the death/black metal camp so it says a lot that I still felt the need to investigate "Slave To The Grind". The catalyst was the energy & general heaviness I found in the tracks I heard on the radio as they hinted at Skid Row having risen above their earlier hair metal approach to achieve a far chunkier & much less commercially focused sound & that was proven to be accurate from my initial experiences with the full album after receiving a dubbed cassette copy from a school mate.
"Slave To The Grind" seems to have been a clear attempt from Skid Row to be taken more seriously to me. There's little doubt that they'd matured as musicians & song-writers but the veering away from the cheesier end of hair metal would appear to be a conscious one. The production job & guitar tone alone fall much closer to genuine heavy metal territory than they do to anything designed primarily for commercial radio play. In saying that though, the overall direction isn't so different to their previous work that it would scare off any of their existing fanbase. I mean, there's still three hard rock ballads included here for example. It's just that they each offer enough in the way of creative substance to comfortably validate their inclusion on a more than respectable metal/rock record that contributes to "Slave to the Grind" being such a significant release. Hell, there's even a proggy feel on offer during a couple of those ballads at times with Bach sounding quite similar to Dream Theater front man James LaBrie which isn't something you can say about too many glam metal records. The sheer consistency of the tracklisting is another feather in the band's cap as there are no genuinely weak tracks to be found amongst the twelve on offer.
"Slave to the Grind" begins in splendid fashion with the first four tracks being very solid indeed & setting the tone for the rest of the release nicely. The title track & "The Threat" are straight up heavy metal songs & sit amongst Skid Row's heaviest material overall with "Mudkicker" arriving later on in the piece & also pushing the threshold of heaviness. The middle of the record sees them returning to a glammier sound for a while & is a little less effective as a result but, while there can be no doubt that tunes like "Monkey Business", "Psycho Love", "Get The Fuck Out", "Livin' On A Chain Gang" & "Creepshow" have drawn their roots from the Sunset Strip, there's no hint at disposability at any point, potentially because this record is so chock-full of chunky riffs & Bach's vocals are so spectacularly capable & engaging. Even the simpler punk rocker "Riot Act" is a more than acceptable inclusion in my opinion.
Skid Row's debut album may forever be the one that defines them as an artist but I wouldn't hesitate in claiming "Slave to the Grind" as the superior record. It speaks volumes that I'd completely let go of the other major glam metal bands by the time this release popped up but still chose to become a slave to Skid Row's grind. Ignore those that may tell you it's a pure heavy metal or hard rock record though. Its roots are still clearly rooted in glam metal in my opinion & it fits most comfortably alongside the work of the heavier bands from that scene in WASP, Twisted Sister & Dokken. In saying that though, it may well be the best example of the glam metal genre that I've ever heard, a statement that probably owes a little bit to the fact that "Slave to the Grind" isn't the purest representation of the genre. Any hair teaser worth their eyeliner should own a copy of this album though as it possesses more staying power than its competitors.
4/5
I see there are a couple of new releases coming out that might interest some of you:
Skid Row - "Live in London"
Mötley Crüe - "Cancelled" E.P.