Review by Rexorcist for Ecchymosis - Thanatocorporeal Sculptures of Cryogenic Excruciation (2026)

So... new Ecchymosis.  Honestly had no idea.  Seeing this on the RYM charts on my phone was a bit of a surprise.  To be perfectly honest, slam is really something I only explored out of curiosity but not out of any love for it.  There are so many bands in this vein that have absolutely no interest in creativity.  Even Devourment is much like Lynne Ramsay in the sense that they only produced one thing I love and the rest is either meh or decent.  In the case of Ecchymosis, a 65 and a 61 are all they managed on their first two albums.  So if the slam fans are gonna unite and put this in the RYM top ten of 2026 this late in said year, then it better be good.  But I need real creativity, like the early death of Big Chocolate a.k.a. Disfiguring the Goddess.  But I doubted I'd get that.

It's quite the case.  The first track makes a case of shoving the snares in our faces with crystal clear production.  And it's a cool sound at first, but it loses its charm all too quickly by becoming the focal point of the album.  Honestly, does this guy even know what a SECOND piece of a drum kit looks like?  Can I just bang my pots and pans like four year old DW cheering about the circus being in town?  I get more musical creativity out of brushing my teeth.  I can't even hear the guitar riffs at all because they're too noisy to do anything, much like the overly fuzzy camera on the only porn film I've ever watched, and the drumming drowns out what could be made out anyway.  The first real solo happens 10 minutes into this 28-minute album, so I just spend a good third listening to a laundry machine washing clothes and banging a cowbell on the walls at rapid speeds as it spins the clothes around.  Thankfully, track 4 makes use of a breakdown, which lasts 30 seconds (long as hell for this type of album).  And the vast majority of creative decisions last like two seconds, and are scarse among the album.

God.  Just... God.  This is the type of album that really challenges my moral conviction not to say "objectively" this.  It's really testing me not to say it's "objectively overrated," especially on a metal forum.  This is currently the number 3 metal album of 2026?  Not likely.  I really hope it doesn't stay.  It has NONE of the spark I got from Dripping, DTG, Katalepsy or Devourment's rerecording of Butcher the Weak.  Not only did Ecchymosis fail to convince me for the third time that the slam genre is for real artists instead of just dumb metal heads who wanna hear speed and growling, but their currently highest-charting album on my go-to music recommendations site is easily their worst to me.  What a slog, hiding behind a clear sound to justify the band's inability to operate on proper musical channels during recording.  Wrong guitar sound, bad focus, same song over and over again for a drawn-out 27 minutes.