Review by Shadowdoom9 (Andi) for Stahlhammer - Wiener Blut (1997)

Neue Deutsche Härte has always been a hit-and-miss for me, with more misses than hits. Stahlhammer is one of those bands in that league that sound so weird and dirty, and not in the way I like. To be honest, Wiener Blut is pretty much a f***ing joke of an album, heavy relying on humor with not much of the destructive seriousness metal should have. You might understand it more if you can translate the German into English. And the length is sh*tloads long, with 17 tracks in over an hour!

"Bruderkrieg", the first full song, isn't too bad, having massive guitar fury. There are two covers, starting with the horrid "Boom Boom-Shake the Room", one of the most sh*tty covers I've heard. On the other hand, their cover of MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This" is the total opposite, being the best track here fitting in the "metalizing covers" category.

I don't have much else to say, other than very well the worst album in this troublesome subgenre of NDH. Let's f***ing boogie.... NOT!

Favorites (only tracks I even slightly like): "Bruderkrieg", "Can't Touch This"