Review by Shadowdoom9 (Andi) for Turmion Kätilöt - Universal Satan (2018)
Dance Panique continued the phenomenal Finnish industrial metal sound of Turmion Katilot. However, it turned out to be their last one with longtime vocalist Spellgoth (the band's other vocalist besides MC Raaka Pee), who left the band in the time between the 2017 album's recording and release. He wanted to focus on his black metal Horna and general Satanism, but he's still with Turmion Katilot as a graphic designer. Later that year, they found a new singer with the stage name Shag-U (a name as ridiculously entertaining as MC Raaka Pee). With their new co-vocalist, the band got to work on their new album, one that should really hit universal acclaim, Universal Satan!
You know how after my least favorite Turmion Katilot album Perstechnique, they started regaining their earlier strength in subsequent albums, each one stronger than the last? Universal Satan is mighty as h*ll, and they're finally back to perfection of Hoitovirhe! This may have something to do with Shag-U having heavy vocal skill, almost more than that of Spellgoth. He and MC Raaka Pee can certainly team up to guide the instrumentation that's heavier and more violent than ever.
"Verenperintö" (Blood Inheritance) starts off with spooky organ and the first glimpse of Shag-U's vocals, then launches in the band's usual dance-y industrial metal. "Itseensäsekaantuja" (Self-Interfering) is worth letting the crowd dance along. Single "Sikiö" (Fetus) is one of the best songs I've heard from this album and the band's discography. Holy h*ll, what a total gem, and a genuine reason for the album's full 5-star rating! The only track better than that is "Love is Dead", all vicious and out for blood. Like a wolf, the song grab you by the neck and never let go from start to finish. The instrumentation thunders through alongside the excellent vocal duo. With upbeat music and English lyrics to desire, you can't skip it!
"Viimeinen matka" (Last Journey) has some fast melodeath riffing you can almost hear from Omnium Gatherum and Persefone, but the sound is mostly a more melodic take on the industrial metal of Mnemic. Another gem is "Helvetin torvet" (Horns of Hell). You can hear some of the most diverse lyrics from the band, all fitting well with the music they're known for. What "Rangaistus" (Penalty) has is catchy melody that the band can perform without any shame. Also great and powerful is "Suurempi voima" (Greater Power), a strong industrial metal march.
"Saatanan siunaama" (Blessed by Satan) is another true blessing. The second track here with English lyrics is the fun "Faster Than God", which is the first ever track I found from this band when assembling the Sphere playlists. I enjoy it, but it's overthrown by the earlier highlights. A special track, "To Be Continued 4 Je T'aime" (I Love You), experiments with jazz fusion, featuring Finnish actor Heikki Kinnunen. A wonderful work of art, though I like the previous album's "To Be Continued" track slightly better.
Universal Satan has surpassed the previous trilogy of Turmion Katilot albums and is their best album since Hoitovirhe. This highly recommendable offering would certainly make it close to the top in my best metal albums of 2018. Whether buying or downloading, you just gotta get it!
Favorites: "Sikiö", "Love is Dead", "Helvetin torvet", "Suurempi voima", "Saatanan siunaama", "To Be Continued 4 Je T'aime"