Review by Shadowdoom9 (Andi) for Scorpions - Animal Magnetism (1980)

At this point, I'm starting to wonder, am I really one of the few people who actually thinks the majority of Scorpions' late 70s/early 80s material is metal enough to deserve their right in this site? I mean, the sharp riffing and upbeat tempo just scream metal to my ears! Of course, Scorpions is still the hard rock band they've been known for. And for this album, the cover art is at a more tame level without any need for an alternate, though not without a small bit of controversy over it.

The classic lineup of vocalist Klaus Meine, rhythm guitarist Rudolf Schenker, lead guitarist Matthias Jabs, bassist Francis Buchholz, and drummer Herman Rarebell are back at it again! Animal Magnetism shows the German hard rock/metal masters continuing their formula that would later propel them into global fame.

The popular opener "Make It Real" already displays the sharp riffing of hard rock/metal. Same with "Don't Make No Promises (Your Body Can't Keep)", this time cranking up the tempo for a good metallic time. Now that's the kind of structure that would make the band big and pave the way for the commercial sound of their next two albums. Then we get to the slower mid-tempo formula of "Hold Me Tight". If you're frustrated about your partner with a straining relationship, tell them to "ALL RIGHT!!! Have it your way!"

Another underrated track for this 21st Century young man (me) is "Twentieth Century Man". Buchholz's bass sound audible there! The powerful beauty of the ballad "Lady Starlight" sounds cliche, but hey, it's the Scorpions! They have to have at least one ballad per album. More of Meine's stellar vocals can be found in "Falling in Love".

"Only a Man" is another track foreshadowing Scorpions' later sound. An anthem dedicated to New York City is the highly popular "The Zoo", which actually has more charm than when I first reviewed it in the October Guardians playlist. The chorus is melodic while having aggressive metal fury in the leads, hard to match in most of the band's other tracks with its bouncy groove. The slow title finale can still pounce like a hyena on a zebra, and that hyena (Klaus) laughs smugly in the end after enjoying his feast.

Hearing albums like this decades after they come out has made me realize the appeal of their pathway to success. Animal Magnetism isn't as successful as the albums that followed it, but it was the spark they needed to make those albums happen. The elements they have for that are right here, so get ready to feel the sting!

Favorites: "Don't Make No Promises (Your Body Can't Keep)", "Twentieth Century Man", "Falling in Love", "The Zoo", "Animal Magnetism"