Review by Shadowdoom9 (Andi) for Lard - Pure Chewing Satisfaction (1997)

As with Dead World, I was determined to complete my review journey through this band Lard. The band would go on hiatus in 2000 to focus on other projects, though there have been a few reunion shows. The core members Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys) and Al Jourgensen (Ministry) recently announced plans to record via email contact. So another album in the future might be possible, we'll see...

Pure Chewing Satisfaction shows the band taking a look at the dark side of America, sounding apocalyptic without the music being too bleak or extreme. Jello gives the songs unique lyrics with strange phrases you wouldn't find in other bands.

Fans of Dead Kennedys and Ministry will be lucky to hear the catchiness of "War Pimp Renaissance". However, "I Wanna Be a Drug-Sniffing Dog" is a true classic that I would rate slightly higher than the first track. Just don't sing it out loud if you don't want your parents worried. Those unique phrases appear in "Moths", an eerie tune mentioning Al Jolson and Kool-Aid, despite the lyrics centered around trying to get a job.

"Generation Execute" has fascinating heavy riffing alongside the creepy yet fun signature vocals of Jello Biafra. Apparently, the riffing was reused from what was scrapped in the Ministry Psalm 69 sessions. Give me more, all day all night! "Faith, Hope and Treachery" looks back at baby boomers and relationship failures.

"Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty" is catchy in the riffing, yet repetitive in the beats. While the lyrics reek of political anarchy, it ain't serious, with lyrics mentioning Jews and Hillary Clinton. Still it's quite fun with a simple structure. "Mangoat" is filled with madness, with lyrics written by Jourgensen about someone who's half-man half-goat and shaves people. Biafra shines greatly with his vocals there! "Sidewinder" has lyrics told in the perspective of a snake after environmental catastrophe.

The sound of Lard is developed from what Ministry has, which includes real/fake drums and menacing guitar machinery. Pure Chewing Satisfaction is kind of in the middle, between the quality of their other two major releases, while still pleasing Biafra fans. The abstract lyrics dive through the industrial rock/metal light....

Favorites: "War Pimp Renaissance", "I Wanna Be a Drug-Sniffing Dog", "Generation Execute", "Mangoat"