Review by Rexorcist for Blind Guardian - The God Machine (2022)

I've been waiting for the chance to review this ever since I heard about it. In recent times, in fact just this year, Blind Guardian has become my favorite German band. For any internet nerd who knows me, it may come as no surprise that "Imaginations from the Other Side" is my favorite power metal song. I've been dying to hear how they reimagine the various pop culture influences they'd tackle, although I was pretty mad when I found out that, despite having the most Neon Genesis Evangelion album cover imaginable, they had no Evangelion songs, especially since the name of the album is literally The God Machine, which makes a lot of sense in EVA context. But the album was one of the most impressing returns to form I had ever heard, and it still had moments of improvement.

It fucking BLASTED me in the face. "Deliver Us From Evil" surprised me with the heaviest stuff I had ever heard from Blind Guardian, and in the end the melody was just as strong as it was on Somewhere Far Beyond and the speed metal albums preceding it. And the following speed tracks didn't get watered down in this regard. I mean, yeah I was a little worried when "Damnation" had pretty much the same tempo as the opener directly preceding it, but the song itself was still a very good, catchy and epic piece worthy of Blind Guardian's indisputable rep. But immediately afterwords, there's a slower symphonic epic piece that still spends a lot of time building atmosphere through the band's power and heaviness: "Secrets of the American Gods." If you know BG, you've already figured out that the lyrics reflect how much they read. Neil Gaiman is getting the same treatment as Brandon Sanderson and Tolkien. And this is probably the best song on the album so far (but it's a pretty close call out of these three songs). It does an incredible job at capturing drama without falling into symphonic power cheese. Of course, the jamming's back with "Violent Shadows," which lyrically handles The Stormlight Archives by the world-renowned king of magic systems, Brandon Sanderson. I know a bit about him from my brother who's a big fan. I can't say whether or not it's a good representation of that book since I've never read "Brando Sando," but I felt the fantasy energy. It helped that the song is so damn fast and heavy, but occasionally slows down for the mood's sake.

And then we get freaking space guitars and slow-ass tempos in a very weird and astral song that Wikipedia claims is about the big bang, "Life Beyond the Spheres." But looking through the lore of the lyrics and the fantasy vibe occasionally present, I feel like it's about something else. "Three kings foresee the healing reign" and "The great lord Osiris reigns forevermore" don't exactly say, "this is what atheists believe happened." I'm sure there's a deeper meaning in this. Not to mention, this is probably the least BG song on the album, despite the fact that the progression and vibe of the album is absolutely flawless, as well as the handling of melodies and riffs. Incredible work. Despite being about space, this song is so mysterious that it's cultish.

Now that I just wrote a whole paragraph for one song, lemme tell you about a much heavier song that starts out following that same cultish space vibe: a song about Battlestar Galactica. It feels like a war chant, but carries the sci-fi vibe well, and in ways Iron Savior could only wish to achieve and they've been trying since their inception. Next is a lyrical hybrid of the series The Leftovers and the death of Kursch's mother, "Let It Be No More." It's a wonderfully grim ballad that takes the heaviness of the album and applies it to the atmosphere and presence as opposed to the instrumentation. Two songs after the astral "Life Beyond the Spheres," this feels surprisingly in line with all of the riff-blasting speed tracks thanks to using the softer tracks to mold diversity and consistency. And the solo rings of some of the classic hard rock ballad riffs. You're gonna love this next one: "Blood of the Elves." If you guessed it right, yes, it's The Witcher, notably the first novel. The mood is incredibly badass, the riffs are super-catchy, and the delivery of the fantasy vibe is heavily reminiscent of Nightfall in Middle-Earth. It's the most BG song so far, in contrast to "Life Beyond the Spheres." And for a closer, I didn't expect the somewhat proggier intro and odd vibe of "Destiny," but its surreal approach drew me in once the actual metal kicked in. It has its own identity from all the other songs, and the riff is damn good. Lyrically, I suppose they had to throw in ONE old fairy tale. This one covers "The Ice Maiden," which I know nothing about so I'll just speak for the song: not the best song on the album, but a proper closer because it's different and it's got perfectly fine riffage.

There's a little bit of polarization coming from the BG fans already. I mean, this is their heaviest and most diverse album so far. But the thing is, it's a bit familiar. BG are essentially combining many things they've done well in the past: the speedy jams of the early days, the transition into symphonic fantasy concepts, and more. But I don't remember then ever handling the sci-fi vibe so damn well. Hell, on Somewhere Far Beyond which shows the band getting serious about fantasy orchestra influence, they started that album with a damn Blade Runner song. They never did space crap like this before, which means there's something very original about this song. Besides, I think the familiarity thing depends on who you ask, and personally, I'm up for it if they can justify it. And you knwo what the justification is? PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BEGGING THEM TO STOP BEING A CHEESY CLASSICAL BAND AND GO BACK TO SPEED METAL FOR AGES! If this is a mix of all previous sounds of this band and still includes some new outer-spece-themes sounds and compositions, then I think this is a perfectly fine album. Maybe none of these songs QUITE reach the level of the best songs from Imaginations or Nightfall, but I would go as far as to say that this is at least better than ANATO and Somewhere. This is the Blind Guardian people have been waiting for, and it's their heaviest and most diverse album so far.