Review by Shadowdoom9 (Andi) for Motionless in White - The Whorror (2007)

I've had fun listening to reviewing the Motionless in White albums. The band really had one of the strongest discographies from the 2010s up. I was more focused on reviewing those albums up to the new one that is this month's Gateway feature release, and did not think about reviewing their EPs. But now it's time to check out their earliest releases. Sadly, they don't have as much potential as the full albums...

This Pennsylvanian metalcore band started with a sound that a lot more emo/post-hardcore, while foreshadowing the horror-themed gothic metalcore they would be known for. The Whorror is an EP with that kind of sound, clearly not as well-developed as their debut.

The title intro is a short instrumental that sounds like a gloomy horror movie soundtrack, fitting for the band's future. And "Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any More Emo, We Go and Pull a Stunt Like This"! Yep, that's the long-a** name of that song, fitting well for what the band was doing there. This is self-empowering metalcore with the punky rage of high screams and spoken passages. The tone is set for a harsh humorous rampage. Basically a punky emo-metalcore song that is worth playing at a fun party.

Changing gears in the next song, "She Never Made It to the Emergency Room" is more serious, and the best song here. A moving story gets you hooked along with the chorus and strong instrumentation. The smaller sidetracked "We Put the Fun in Funeral" continues the serious approach, though I'm concerned about compositional style and lyrics. The semi-interlude "Black" is just punky filler with mostly spoken word rising into screaming angst while the instrumentation is blasting through. Pretty much all of their songs are better that poor sh*tter.

"Apocolips" is another more serious song with a tragic story in the lyrics. The dark lyrical subject is well-written with straight driving instrumentation. Closing the EP is "Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com" that displays the band's later horror-themed gothic metalcore with barely subtle lyrical content. Put together well while not having the same effect as those two highlights that would later be re-recorded in their new EP When Love Met Destruction.

I say this EP is a decent start to the band's career with strong potential in a few songs. The other songs in the EP though are immature and take away a lot of its greatness. A strong band can start a bit weak in the beginning, but it is what it is....

Favorites: "Just When You Thought We Couldn't Get Any More Emo, We Go and Pull a Stunt Like This", "She Never Made It to the Emergency Room", "Apocolips"