Review by Sonny for Schattenvald - Der Winterkönig (2016)

You know the one by that norwegian band with the drummer who goes bada-bada-bada-bada at 100 miles an hour for six or seven minutes, the guitarist who plays fairly boring basic riffs, a singer who shrieks like someone's taken a cheese grater to his balls and then every so often there's a bit of synth in an attempt to offer some variety? Well, this is like that, only not as good.