Anal Cunt - Everyone Should Be Killed (1994)^{Release ID: 17997}

Massachusetts-based noisegrind outfit Anal Cunt was first unceremoniously dumped on my life like a pile of concrete-infused shit through the tape trading scene of the early 1990's. I guess their moniker alone was enough to intrigue an excitable young teenager like myself who was buoyed by the fact that it'd shock all of those U2-worshipping conformists I called my friends. It certainly did the trick too with my dubbed cassette copies of Anal Cunt's "47 Song Demo", "88 Song E.P.", "5643 Song EP" & "Morbid Florist" E.P. all serving some level of usefulness, if only for shock value alone. They were still very much a side-hustle until Frank Munoz joined Neuropath & his fascination with ultra-extreme grind artists like this one would see us sharing many a drunken laugh with Anal Cunt releases as the catalyst. This all leads up to 1994's "Everyone Should Be Killed" debut album which would see Anal Cunt collaborating with my much-beloved Earache Records for the first time, a concept that saw me eagerly requesting a copy from my collection of traders. The result served its purpose too & I remember quite liking "Everyone Should Be Killed", if perhaps not as much as "Morbid Florist" which was still my A.C. release of choice & kinda nullified the chances of me returning to the album much over the several decades since. I guess I don't really need too many different examples of this style of music as there's not all that much to differentiate between each release given the sheer extremity of it all. So, this leads me into my first revisit to "Everyone Should Be Killed" in roughly thirty years. Let's see if it offers much in the way of musical merit now that I'm much older & wiser (weeellll.... older at least).

"Everyone Should Be Killed" differs in scope dramatically from the plethora of earlier Anal Cunt releases in that it's run time is far more extreme at an over-indulgent 58 minutes which begs the question as to just how much of this sort of stuff does anyone need in their lives. The early A.C. releases tended to be 7" singles that stuffed a kazillion tracks into a total run time of less than twenty minutes (often less than ten actually) while their debut album saw that duration being massively extended to a whopping 58 minutes of noisegrind battery. I honestly have to wonder if there's anybody out there that feels like that was justified because there's a whole bunch of repetition going on here that makes it easier to simply listen to the album in more easily consumed bite-sized pieces. The lineup that had been reduced to just the duo of front man/guitarist Seth Putnam (Adolf Satan/Full Blown A.I.D.S./Impaled Northern Moonforest/Insult/Post Mortem/Siege/Upsidedown Cross) & drummer Tim Morse (Grief) for the "Morbid Florist" E.P. has been maintained here & I can't say that A.C. would have benefited from additional collaborators at this point as these two certainly get the job done in no uncertain terms. Their collaboration with producer Tina Morrissey has also been extended from "Morbid Florist" & is just a successful too with all of this material receiving just enough clarity to allow the instrumentation to be deciphered while also combining it all into a super-harsh ball of burning, shit-covered bricks to peg through your least-favoured school teacher's window.

If you haven't heard Anal Cunt before then let me enlighten you as to what you're likely to experience (& it is an experience. Trust me on that.). The noisegrind subgenre that you've probably seen being bandied around the internet was pretty much dreamed up to describe Anal Cunt's bastardized maelstrom & "Everyone Should Be Killed" is a prime example of what it was originally intended to describe. What we have here is 58 songs that average around a minute in duration each although many of them are much shorter than that with a few longer tracks bumping that average up. The vast majority of them see Putnam & Morse simply pressing record & blasting into the most cacophonous wall of blast-beat driven noise you've ever heard in your life with Putnam making an attempt to touch upon every form of twisted vocal abhorrence the human form has ever dared to dream up. He reminds me a lot of Mike Patton's more extreme moments at times, such is the sheer ridiculousness of some of the sounds he comes up with but when he opts for a more traditional hardcore-meets-death-metal approach there are very few that can compete with his ferocity & this is one of the drawcards for Anal Cunt's "music" in my opinion. The other is the relentless savagery of Morse's blast beats which are really very precise for this sort of novelty act. I know he doesn't have to showcase much in the way of endurance on a record like this one but he really does reach some pretty impressive speeds here & with a consistent level of control & power being maintained throughout too. 

The tracklisting can be very daunting at first & it's not done any favours by the fact that the album kicks off with a succession of pretty similar songs that continue to bash you over the cranium in exactly the same way. Things become a little more interesting when Anal Cunt's sense of humour starts to kick in with a few silly cover versions of widely disparate & intentionally inappropriate songs from popular music culture. This sees the album being broken up a little & is taken much further by the inclusion of a number of lengthier sludge metal pieces through the middle of the album, most of which represent the highlights of the album in my opinion. In fact, I honestly think that A.C. would have made a stellar sludge act because they sound incredibly heavy when they slow things down with Putnam's vicious screams becoming the ultimate weapon (see the incredible "Song #5" as a prime example). That said though, the weaker moments on the album tend to correspond with the tracks where Putnam takes his vocal indulgences a little too far into general weirdness which sees some pieces sounding like a parody of what was essentially a parody to begin with. It was probably never intended to be taken seriously to begin with but I do need some level of musical value to be found in my music.

Still, I can't deny my attraction to the most extreme forms of music imaginable & this album certainly ticks that box. It doesn't matter that many of the songs had appeared on Anal Cunt's previous releases because a lot of this record sounds the same anyway. It's just that it offers the same sort of appeal as a fatal car crash. It's entirely unpleasant to view yet you can't take your eyes off it. That statement basically sums up the vast majority of the Anal Cunt material I've experienced over the years actually with this release being one of the better ones. I still think I favour "Morbid Florist" over "Everyone Should Be Killed" but I definitely think this is an underrated release in their back catalogue because I can't deny that I've enjoyed the experience on some level & I can't say the same about some of the band's early demos & singles. Still... there's no doubt at all that this is an inherently & intentionally divisive release that will not appeal to a large audience. I kinda dig it though so you can all go fuck yourselves. :)

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