Reviews list for Extreme - II Pornograffitti (1990)

Upon seeing Extreme's Pornograffiti receive a review in this site, I knew I had to check it out. I felt like I couldn't live the rest of my life without the knowledge that there's a lot more of this band than just a f***ing acoustic radio ballad. The album came out in 1990, the twilight zone year between heavy metal's reigning era of the 80s and the 90s era where Nirvana and their legion of grunge took over. You might find this opinion amusing, but this album is actually more metal than the band Cinderella has ever been...

Of course, I can't ignore Extreme being part of the glam metal scene with their ridiculous aesthetics. Their hair is bigger than a lion's mane, and their lyrics are more personal and journal-worthy than Diary of a Wimpy Kid. The vocals of Gary Cherone help give the band a heavier edge that differs from the wham-bam-glam of KISS and White Lion.

The opening highlight "Decadence Dance" had me worried at first this is just gonna be full-on glam metal with the piano and strings. Then the riffing makes a promising sinister riffing buildup then explodes into the heaviness that separates the band from the glam metal pack. Guitar master Nuno Bettencourt is a professional at performing solos, such as that of "Li'l Jack Horny". Then "When I'm President" has lyrics that are 3 decades behind the present day, but you can't resist Bettencourt's guitar harmonizing together with Cherone's vocals. Quite fun, with barely any disappointment! I'm shocked to hear some Parliament-esque funk blended into the band's metal in the aptly titled "Get the Funk Out" though not as shocked as I am about how heavy it is compared to this next more infamously famous track...

You know just what I'm talking about, the unfortunate acoustic ballad that is "More Than Words". I can't believe THAT SONG is what made this band exist in the mainstream, even though 90% of the rest of this album is nowhere near like that. Don't get me wrong, it sounds quite beautiful, but if you're like me, having listened to radio pop before developing your own metal interest, you can easily make that association with the softer mainstream sh*t you're tired of. Unfortunately, I live in a country where the only English radio stations are the ones that play mainstream pop songs with only the occasional "rock hour", so back then, I never got to experience Extreme's rock/metal side. Then again, even when radio stations find metal acceptable enough to play, they would probably think the songs from this album are too poppy to play. I wasn't thinking of dedicating this entire paragraph to that "radio hit", but considering its history, it had to be done.

Another highlight "Money (In God We Trust)" brings back the hard rock/heavy metal sound, as if their heaviness is still intact. "It('s a Monster)" brings back another heavy aspect, more of Bettencourt's shredding. Lyrics of personal crisis seem to cover the title track, all while the guitar continues galloping. The Sinatra-inspired "When I First Kissed You" sounds way too flat, having more of an unfitting lounge style. This was 8 years before the loss of Frank Sinatra and the lounge trend. Probably the weakest part of this mostly solid album, and I would much rather listen to "More Than Words" than this sh*t any day.

"Suzi (Wants Her All Day What?)" is slightly forgettable though it still has nice potential. "He-Man Woman Hater" is the best highlight here. It starts with Bettencourt's shredding take on "Flight of the Bumblebee", while that's a great head-buzzer, it's not as much as the chorus later on. Absolutely great music and lyrics! There's some Beatles influence in "Song for Love", but it's nice song to sing. Then finally we have one more semi-acoustic rock ballad, "Hole Hearted", which I guess is a fine way to end.

I say while there is the hard rock of AC/DC, the guitars come close to reaching the heaviness of Metallica's Black Album next year. With that, Extreme's album is pretty much glam/heavy metal in an accessible mainstream level. With killer guitars and pretty vocal harmonies, it's a formula that suffers a severe lack of radio acknowledgement....

Favorites: "Decadence Dance", "When I'm President", "Money (In God We Trust)", "Pornograffiti", "He-Man Woman Hater", "Song for Love"

Like most people, I think I first heard mention of Boston hard rockers Extreme through their 1990 sophomore album “II Pornograffitti”. I believe our paths may first have crossed when I won a copy of their “Decadence Dance” promotional cassingle on a local Sydney radio program. I can’t say that it did a lot for me to be honest but the skill sets of guitar virtuoso Nuno Bettencourt certainly weren’t lost on me. The “More Than Words” single blew up in a major way shortly afterwards & I took the opportunity to grab a dubbed copy of the album from a school mate, determined to hear more of what this Bettencourt character had to offer. He didn’t disappoint either but the album as a whole didn’t really connect with me like I’d hoped & I haven’t revisited it since so it’s about time to see how time has treated it.

Extreme certainly seemed like a band that were determined to make it big. They’d signed with a fairly major label in California’s A&M with their self-titled debut being released in 1989 & passing most people by. The band member’s lives would all change shortly afterwards though & they’d be household names only a year or two later. Extreme had done well to keep a very solid line-up together as it would have been so easy for it to all fall to pieces but they made it through to their sophomore record with A&M investing in former Accept guitarist Michael Wagener to oversee the production duties. Wagener already had some production runs on the board with releases like Dokken’s “Breakin’ The Chains” & “Under Lock & Key”, Keel & Skid Row’s self-titled albums & Stryper’s “Soldiers Under Command” all appearing on his resume by that point which kinda gives you an indication that the label had plans for a fairly commercially accessible release too. If that was the case then they would have been very happy with the outcome because “II Pornograffitti” was very much the radio hit they’d been hoping for, Wagener& Bettencourt’s production efforts amounting to a shiny collection of unintimidating, MTV-friendly songs that both your dad & your little sister could get their head around very comfortably.

“II Pornograffitti” is currently tagged as a funk metal release on the Metal Academy database which seems like a grossly misguided assessment of the album to be honest. If it was going to qualify as funk metal then one would have thought that it would a) be remotely funky & b) be an actual metal release. Neither of these things are true with “II Pornograffitti” sitting far more comfortably in the glam metal space than anything else. You can also expect to hear a examples of pop rock here & there for added commercial impact. The flashy guitar work of former Satellite Party axeman Bettencourt is the clear link to metal & he absolutely slays here, bringing to mind the elite exponents of his craft like Eddie Van Halen & George Lynch in the process. The rhythm section of bassist Pat Badger & drummer Paul Geary lay down a rock-solid platform for him to work off & had both clearly paid their dues by this point while former Van Halen front man Gary Cherone contributes a charismatic performance that would quickly see him making a name for himself in the industry.

Despite the musical talent on show though, I struggle with the blatant commercialism & the lack of substance in a lot of this material which was so clearly still targeting a Sunset Strip party crowd. The consistent use of cheesy gang vocals & bubblegum chorus hooks doesn’t help things much & neither do the sleazy lyrical innuendos. I guess I just expected a bit more from these guys to be honest as there are some hints at what they were capable of in highlights such as the glam metal stomper “Li’l Jack Horny” or acoustic pop rocker “Hole Hearted” (my personal favourite). “It(‘s A Monster)”, the title track & the super shredding “He-Man Woman Hater” are all pretty enjoyable too but then you also have to sift through disposable filler such as the vocal jazz track “When I First Kissed You”, the grossly overrated folk pop of Extreme’s calling card “More Than Words” & the God-awful pop rock of “Song For Love” which sounds far too much like it should have been played at the end of a Bill & Ted movie instead of KISS’ “God Gave Rock ‘n’ Roll To You”.

I think it’s fair to say that I wasn’t the target audience for this record & I seriously doubt that Extreme ever intended me to be either as they were far better suited to a crowd that lived for bands like Living Colour, Electric Boys & Bang Tango. The links to metal are tenuous at best but I doubt Extreme give the slightest fuck as they’ve built a long-term career that still sees them touring Australian shores all these decades later off the back of this album. It certainly needs to be asked whether it should stay on the Metal Academy database though.